Huffington post has reported directly to Scooped! that The Today Show has hired former first or second daughter Jenna Bush as a correspondent. She will report once a month on topics she is no doubt qualified to discuss. I have nothing but the utmost confidence she'll do a bang up job. Of course that didn't work out for the last member of her family who was given a job they weren't qualified for.
Here at Scooped! we are excited to announce the title of the new zombie film by director George A. Romero! Survival of the Dead. It has a title and it will screen at the Toronto Film Festival. Scooped!
Boy, we've got a hot one here at Scoop Central! GaGa! Bolton! Some may say this is an odd couple. I would disagree. Both were the pre-eminent, vacuous spectacles of their day. She with her bubble dress and he with his hair. But now they've joined forces on the song "Murder My Heart" from Bolton's upcoming album. It's as good as it sounds y'all. Check it out!
Apparently Jim and Pam of The Office are getting married and the actors are shooting scenes in Niagra Falls right now! This article seems like second hand gossip to me, but here at Scooped! that's good enough!
Finally a Sesame Street for the rest of us! Shalom Sesame is coming to the United States. With the star power of Jake Gyllenhaal,Christina Applegate, Debra Messing, Greg Kinnear and Cedric the Entertainer, it is sure to be a hit (even with the Gentiles). 
The company which owns the rights to Heathers has decided to develop the classic film as a television series instead of doing a remake. Sounds like an awful idea to me, but so does a remake. At least I can avoid the TV show a little easier. Scooped!
